Just a short blog post to introduce some of my acquaintances here at site:
Mystery the moth
Tickles the scorpion (deceased)
I met Tickles a couple weeks ago in my bathroom as I was getting ready to take my bucket bath. Unhindered by the notion of privacy, he was waiting patiently by my shower bucket for the show to begin. As a result of an unfortunate amount of pressure applied to a piece of toilet paper that ended up on top of him, Tickles continued on to a better place and his body, small but most certainly venomous, traveled via toilet flush. He will not be forgotten, and we think him especially in times of vulnerability in showers, shoes and while traversing spaces with bare feet.
Mr. Weasely the arachnid
Meu amigo, Mr. Weasely, can usually be found in the corner of my apartment complex eating the remarkably large insects that become trapped in his remarkably large web, which I like to call Net Zero. While I have yet to get close enough to him to study with any sort of detail what species he might be, I have approached him to the point where I can be certain he is at least as large as my hand. Not just my palm. My whole hand. Including fingers. The entire thing. We tend not to interact too much with each other and I believe that we are in a phase of our relationship where we simply content ourselves knowing we are largely not in competition for resources.
Mystery the moth
No one knows where she came from. No one knows where she's gone to. We are all heartbroken to have seen her leave. I can't say I knew her well, one night together was far too short, but I will never forget the beauty she brought into my life. An evening transformed from a lonely jantar of xima and peixe to a magical photo shoot of brilliant colors and endless possibilities. I hope you are well, Mystery, you sunshine in the darkness, you present in the winter, you part that will always be missing! I am here.
Bullet the mouse
One of the things I admire about Bullet is that she is incredibly fast and almost constantly active. There could certainly exist the argument that this is the reason for the incredible number of feces that she leaves behind in the corner of my room by my future, still-in-the-box-thank-goodness electric water heater. One can scarcely blame her for the healthy state of her metabolism and her gracious choice of depositing-point, more or less out of site, can only be commended. It has become habit for us only to spend time together at night. Maybe she simply feels more comfortably that way, or maybe she has an ulterior motive. We have 10 p.m. shadow chases, 2 a.m. staring contests and 5 a.m. under-the-door escapes.
Mithridates the ant
The semi-perplexing thing about Mithridates is that he goes nowhere without his guard and the rest of his army. Recently, of course this can be nothing more than speculation, it seems that my backpack was the target of a campaign. What began as a raid escalated into a full-blown siege and my poor backpack was soon overrun. After three days of diplomacy and rejected terms of surrender, I was forced to bring out the secret weapon: o medicamento. After sprinkling this 'medicine' over the army's most-traveled paths, the number of casualties sky-rocketed, until Mithridates and his forces were forced to abandon their assault. However, being the shrewd commander he is, I am sure Mithridates is still at large. Likely our fates will cross again.
Slurpy the mosquito (status unknown)
Nothing kills a party like that one friend who drinks too much. Unfortunately, this is the case with my friend Slurpy. His drinking problem has led him to acquire all sorts of unwanted illnesses and it becomes of utmost importance not to let him anywhere near you with that poker, especially after a few sips. He has a gigantic family and they are all the same god-for-nothing blood suckers when it comes down to it. The other day I caught one of them red-bellied, still in the act of stealing from me; the deed had to be done, and the warning to all who would do the same is now on the wall by my desk. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Slurpy who got caught on the wrong side of my hand, but the whole family seems to have been fairly affronted by my dishing out of justice and we are now in a full-fledged blood feud.